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Just kinda that guy, ya know?

  • Somehow the clanker version is more human than the real thing.

  • Can't say I'm surprised.

  • Not gonna sugarcoat it, come collect your award. Dipshit.

  • Always the ones you most expect.

  • I didn't say they weren't stupid. What I ascribed to them and their stupidity are not mutually exclusive.

  • You don't hear more conservatives complaining about this because half of them are blacked out from how hard bombing foreigners makes them, and the other half are too busy jerking it in their truck to the thought of liberals getting """owned""" at the gas pump. We live in a reality that is a parody of itself.

  • I don't want to, but these freaks are currently masturbating FURIOUSLY to the thought of it.

  • I once tried to ask my phone to set an alarm. It said it did.

    I checked the app. No alarm set.

    I tried again, but with a timer. It said it was set.

    Again, nothing.

    I gave up on digital assistants after that. They took them out back and shot them, and what we see now is their rotted corpse puppeted by Shareholder Value™️ gone wrong. This was 2022.

  • Ah yes, the beginning of history.

  • You know it.

  • He was loud and ugly, and now he's dead, Amen.

  • He was... and now he's dead :).

  • Chuck Norris is dead. Good.

  • No it didn't lmao.

  • What a scrungler.