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Diplomjodler

@ Diplomjodler3 @lemmy.world

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  • Innovation

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  • Which is why we need to keep starting more wars lest we run out of orphans.

  • isn't anyone here a real sheep?

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  • The only sheep: raaawrrr, I'm a big bad wolf!

  • Start of every villain arc

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  • Then later she would always whine about how I never told her anything.

  • Why Sony can't bring back its classic Walkman models

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  • I'd prefer beef.

  • YouTube is so dirty for those ones.

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  • Is it really impossible for people to just watch their dicks (or equivalent) for a few minutes a day?

  • AOC says Mitch McConnell should resign if he cannot provide health update

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  • You can't resign when you're dead. Checkmate, leftists!

  • Why Sony can't bring back its classic Walkman models

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  • I'll have my corporate steak medium, please.

  • Pete Hegseth's pastor says the punishment for being gay in the "ideal world" is execution - LGBTQ Nation

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  • Their "ideal world" is literal hell, as long as they get to be the demons doing the torturing.

  • Hegseth Is Demanding US Households Pay $5,000 More Per Year to Fund the Pentagon, Economist Says

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  • Ha ha ha! That's a funny plebe there. Throw him into the piranha pit!

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    Taylor Farms Spent Big on MAGA and Anti-Regulatory Lobbying Before Diarrhea Outbreak

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  • System works as designed

  • Work stress can turn people gay, claims Malaysian minister

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  • I feel a little bit gay already, better take the rest of the day off.

  • Iran is turning into the sort of ‘forever war’ that Donald Trump promised to avoid

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  • Which is the most important one and the reason his followers will jump right over the cliff for him.

  • Tech debt can stay in the backlog

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  • Might be a bit of a squeeze. And where is Aonishiki, anyway?

  • Tech debt can stay in the backlog

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  • I suggest an empirical approach. Try having ten people jump up and down simultaneously on the balcony. That will quickly determine, if any action is required.

  • And make sure you lose sleep over it

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  • Is it true that your mom can't cook? Everybody says so.

  • Wait, has LinkedIn become a dating app?

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  • "high from huffing your own farts"?

  • TIL dragonflies bite when threatened

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  • Where they eat mosquito larvae. Real MVPs there.

  • Smart glasses are deeply creepy. Why are celebrities like Kylie Jenner endorsing them?

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  • Creepy person endorses creepy technology. More news at ten.

  • SpaceX Stock Plummets Below IPO Price as $1 Trillion Vanishes

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  • The conmen are very delusional too.