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Delphia

@ Delphia @lemmy.world

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  • Suicide takes what you're feeling and distributes it amongst your friends and family for the rest of their lives. I guarantee you, they would rather help you get better.

    Edit: Or you know, read some of the essays replying to me about how I dont understand, convince yourself it IS the smart thing to do and go for it! I believe in you!

    Contrarian ass motherfuckers.

  • Do you like smart asses?

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  • I work with too many people who insist on giving me the smartarse answer to EVERY fucking question.

    Every day I have to ask every station "Do you need any assistance today?" And "Do you have enough work to fill your shift?" And every day "YEah yOu cAn WaSh mY cAr! HehEheHe" and "yEaH iF I geT thrOugH thIs I'lL jUsT tAKe a nAp!"

    And every month we have to do a drivers licence check and every damn month the same people "wHaT lIcEnCe!?!"

    Fuck cunt, grow up. I hate doing this shit as much as you hate being asked, why are you making it take twice as long!?!

  • Haters of lemmy who actively hate on specific people in your personal life, why?

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  • Ive now got beef with him and I never met the guy.

  • Before you leave the house

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  • This is why I started wearing hats everywhere. I have to find my hat which triggers the "Have I got everything?" thought process. If I go outside without my hat it definitely triggers the "Double check EVERYTHING because you clearly arent switched on"

  • What secret conspiracy would you like to actually start letting other people know?

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  • That the governments of the world actively encourage conspiracy theories because in general they foster a belief that they are significantly more competent than they actually are.

  • What animals do you dislike for unusual reasons and why?

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  • Horses.

    Its an easily startled 900lb retard with sledgehammers for hands.

    No its not majestic, keep it the direct fuck away from me.

  • TIL that the white stuff that sometimes appears on chocolate is called "chocolate bloom".

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  • Its too good to just eat because she wants some chocolate, so it sits there... and sits there... and sits there... while we throw a family block in the trolley each week when we do groceries.

  • TIL that the white stuff that sometimes appears on chocolate is called "chocolate bloom".

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  • My wife.

    Buy her any kind of fancy stuff from a gourmet chocolatier and its guaranteed to go in the bin in 18 months.