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Delphia

@ Delphia @lemmy.world

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  • What's the wrongest thing a teacher ever told you?

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  • They were kind of right and really wrong.

    Im 40 and married now... remember how nervous tou were just trying to talk to someone you had a crush on? That level of "Powerline up the ass" intensity of feelings?

    Yeah these days, firstly if I'm ever single again shit has gone seriously sideways... But I could without a sense of trepidation walk up to Charlize Theron in a coffee shop, tell her how amazing she was in Aeon flux, ask her how she got involved in executive producing Hyperdrive for netflix and then ask her if she would like to grab dinner sometime. Because these days you have to really go some lengths to get a rise out of me.

  • A Coup Is in Progress in America

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  • Dictionary Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more noun noun: coup; plural noun: coups

     
            1.
    a sudden, violent, and unlawful seizure of power from a government.
    "he was overthrown in an army coup"

    Nope... Stop pretending this man hasnt been DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED TWICE. There were rallys, there was election day, it wasnt sudden, it wasnt violent and they handed the reins over to him. Sure he is making a mockery of your laws and justice system but thats been happening for the rich and powerful for years already, this isnt new. They just arent putting it behind a veneer of respectability anymore.

  • Man who voted for Trump cries out as immigration officers for take his wife for deportation - Law and Society Magazine.

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  • yeah?! you too! pal!

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  • "Whatever you say (Insert first obvious thing you notice about their appearance)"

    Dude is going to be wondering for weeks whats wrong with his eyebrows. Nothing, absolutely nothing. But you saw his eyebrows...

  • Missing comments - how does it work?

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  • I got this via fax machine.

  • Correlation

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  • Yes. I do not agree with the system, I also have no control over the system and only work within the system because I have to.

    You want to know how the system works, or why certain things happen I can tell you. If you want to shout at me about how broken the system is, please fuck off because I live how broken it is every morning when I turn up to work.

  • Correlation

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  • Imagine your first day at the dildo factory... LOL.

    Imagine your 15 years service anniversary at the dildo factory... 😞

  • Correlation

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  • Nope.

  • Correlation

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  • The more I know about something the less I'm willing to tollerate your shit if you want to argue about it.

    I work in an industry that undoubtably touches all of your lives and sometimes people ask "Why?" Questions about it, and I'd offer an explanation based on 15 years of industry experience and then people would argue thats not how it works, or rant at me like I'm the CEO of an entire global industry and generally annoy me to the point where I'm not even going to tell you what industry because I dont want to argue with another single chucklefuck who has a problem with how they do it for you.

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    At least they're becoming partially self-aware

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  • As a life long 40K fan, I will not publicly admit that I am a lifelong 40k fan. When you make the MTG, Yu Ghi O and middle aged pokemon players look well adjusted...

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    At least they're becoming partially self-aware

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  • Trek is better on average, Star Wars has higher peaks and lower valleys.

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    At least they're becoming partially self-aware

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  • Nobody hates 40K more than 40K fans.

  • JD Vance says Big Tech has "too much power"

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  • Yep, they used that ladder to get to the top of the wall, if they leave the ladder intact someone could follow them up.

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  • Comments wiil be full of "bUt ChRiStIaNiTy"

    Like in every OTHER thread Lemmy wont shut the fuck up about FB/IG/TT/Etc and their engagement algorithms and how they are manipulating society...

    Yes, the broken clock is right.

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    Is there a "normie" or more mainstream instance for Lemmy?

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  • Yeah, there needs to be a Lemmy.norm

  • What is the point of fast food anymore

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  • Oh I know, for some people it isnt a choice. Thats why I prefaced it with "Some people I know." because I know their circumstances.

    One specific coworker in particular. If you're stressing about your car payment, you dont have money for doordash. GO PICK IT UP YOU LAZY BASTARD THATS WHAT THE CAR IS FOR!

  • What is the point of fast food anymore

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  • People just dont know how to cook. Its an unpopular take these days but with the cost of living I cant help but look at how some of the people I know eat and think "Y'all could use some fucking austerity". Everything is pre-made, pre-prepped, and sometimes pre-cooked.

    Forget simple and nutritious. I can make you the filthiest nastiest food coma inducing double bacon cheeseburger in about the time it takes most people to make it to and through the drivethrough, and probably for less than you would spend on fuel. The less said about how much better my fried chicken is the better.

  • And you guys say the germans have no humour

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  • You call it what it was, a Nazi salute.

    Because if he cries defamation and wants to sue, stand there in court and give the judge the finger. The judge shoukd either accept that hand gestures have commonly accepted meanings or endure the whole case while you give everyone the finger. Probably make a few wanking motions with your hand for good measure...

  • An oldie but a goodie

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  • Thats why Id take the steps.

    Get up, walk the dog $500, go to work on my feet all day $1000,finish work 10k run $2500.

    Give me 1 year and Ill be debt free, 2 years and I'm independently wealthy... and in great shape.