Next time you're lying awake at night remembering that cringe thing you did in school, realise that you've thought about it so much you've rewritten the memory to some extent and it didn't happen exactly how you remember and now you don't know what to believe.
Using the web before search engines were really a thing was way more wholesome, following interesting links and stumbling upon wonderful sites (and awful ones too of course). It was based on trust in which site was pointing you where.
Then along came Google and others who supplanted those trusted links and now they are reaping the whirlwind. I'm hoping we go back to curating our own strange collections of web gems.
It's like they are just bad at this. The one device I have where I can't block YouTube's ads is set to route through Tokyo, so the ads are in Japanese, which I barely understand.
Yes, apparently I learned Swedish as soon as I stepped off the plane in Stockholm. I'm even logged into your site and you have my home address, you twits.
He often squints reading the prompter, and he has to concentrate so his manner of speech moderates significantly. Then you see him flip the switch to freewheeling bullshit.
I’m the last of the original developers of a particular system and now it’s my turn for management to move me on. There’s a new person and they are being instructed to use AI to work on it. It’s like moving the system to hospice care, looked after by the janitor with an Alexa until the lights go out.
Star twerking across the universe...