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@ Crumbgrabber @lemm.ee

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I steal crumbs.

Crumbs.

Also I maintain a secret cache of documents underneath the Alaskan tundra with the help of a diesel generator, some very large goggles and a years supply of smoked frozen herring. 🍪

  • The scientific reason is that the 350 watt drum connected to the dryer motor vibrates at 55 hertz which stimulates the female solar plexus. This creates a chain reaction and urges males to assert dominance and proceed with a mating ritual. When you combine this with the enticingly large sums of cash at a typical laundromat, you can see this is a devastating combination. The scantily clad hot body people is a side effect, not the cause.

  • 1846 historical account by Francis Parkman called "The Oregon Trail", narrated by Frank Muller. Francis was around 24 at the time and as a white male, certainly was influenced by the prevailing views of his time, but lived, feasted and hunted with Native Americans and directly observed their culture. He captures an era of American History in a unique way.

    Plus, it isn't so good that you can't fall asleep. +8, would definitely do again.

  • Murderbot is awesome!, pardon me for awhile while I calm down to an episode of Sanctuary Moon.

  • The cardboard paper towel megaphone should be anyones first choice for both announcements and updates.

  • Fedora on a Kamora.

  • According to Lord Sauron, wasps are just trying to help, and are very misunderstood. Please let them into your house, they will reform.

  • Good name for a band.

  • For a monthly retainer of only 100 millionions I will review and certify each review.

  • I am willing to step forward to solve this problem. Meesa propose unlimited emergency powers. Store all DNA in buckets, shrink wrapped to perfection. Most kind.

  • +1 for German sense of play

  • "We should join them. It would be wise, Gandalf. There is hope that way."

  • i AM THE BEST! i KNOW these pEOPLE. TERRIFIC! uP IN EVERY POLL!!!

  • sOMETIMES WINNING ALL THE TIME BORES ME.

  • I try to translate the post using a simple algorithm to find the hidden coded message intended only for the secret vault, as we discussed previously.

  • Hitler seems pleased.

  • This is what we need to implement our plan.

  • Without the American innovation of deep frying a wrapped dough something within another wrapped dough something and serving it in a bucket, I don't think civilization would be on the positive path it is on right now.

  • Well, ok then.

  • Florida man asserts his dominance.