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  • I've personally only hitchhiked twice.

    The first time isn't all that interesting. I was camping with my parents as a teen. I was a smoker at the time and had ran out of cigarettes. My parents didn't know about (or were deliberately ignoring) my habit. The closest place that sold smokes was about a two hour hike away. So I told everyone at camp I was going for a hike and hoofed my way there. I managed to finangle a couple packs of cigarettes, but was at a loss - I knew I was going to be in shit if I just disappeared and returned four hours later. I decided to try my luck and stuck my thumb out. After about 15 minutes, I got picked up by some guy in a pick-up, pretty chill. Got dropped off at my camp with no one the wiser.

    Again, not interesting in itself, but was a "Whoa, some people actually do pick up hitchhikers these days" learning moment.

    Second story is only slightly more interesting:Still a teen (about 16-17 I think?) living in Victoria, BC. A friend who had moved to the mainland had come back to visit. One evening, I asked "Hey, have you ever been to Saltspring Island?" He said no, and it was decided among our crew that this would change the next morning, since none of us had visited.

    Saltspring is one of the southern gulf islands off the coast of Vancouver Island, about a half-hour ferry ride from Victoria. Naturally, as my mother would be quite concerned that her son was going on an ocean voyage, I spared her the worry and simply didn't tell her. Three of my friends and I got on the first ferry of the day and made it to Fulford Harbour.

    Now, Saltspring didn't have a bus service, and while there is a taxi company it's pretty expensive. So as my friends were starting to worry about how we were going to get anywhere interesting, I stuck my thumb out. My visiting friend stared at me like I was insane.

    "You have to be joking.""Dude, just trust me on this one.""No one in their right mind is going to pick up four random guys."

    A couple minutes after he said this, a sedan pulled over. Suddenly, all of us were crammed in with this delightful seventy year old woman, telling us about the local artisan she was visiting and the sizeable artistic community on Saltspring. She dropped us off in Ganges, the main town on the island. We spent the rest of the day puttering around, smoking terrible green pressed hash we bought off some kid there (who took us on a small tour that ended at a glass shop for a pipe, disappearing by the time we made our purchase), and generally having a pretty chill time.

    Eventually, it was time to go. We struck up some discussions with folks in a parking lot near the edge of town. There was a guy with a passenger van that seemed promising, but unfortunately he already had some hitchhikers and couldn't take us. There was another couple who was willing to take us, but only had room for two passengers. After some debate, we split up and left the other two to finangle their own ride.

    Originally, the couple said they would drop us off at the ferry terminal, but after a little while they changed their mind and dropped us off in front of a yoga retreat. We were there for about an hour and a half.

    Now I was starting to get worried. If we didn't make it to the ferry by the last trip, we were capital 'F' fucked. None of our parents knew where we were, we had no place to stay, we had no idea how the other guys were faring, etc. Finally, a passenger van stops. It's the same guy from before, only now with more room and the other two guys in tow. Apparently, they'd talked to him again, and came to some arrangement where he'd come back and get them. Everyone involved was pretty relieved.

    So we made it back to the harbour, got on the boat, returned to Victoria and made our respective ways home. My mom greeted me with the following:"DID YOU GO TO SALTSPRING ISLAND?!""What? No! Why would I go to Saltspring Island?""I didn't know where you were, so I called [friend who didn't come with us] and he said he thought you and your other friends were going to Saltspring!""What? All four of us going to an island 30 minutes into the ocean, with little money and no car? That's crazy, who would do that?"

    I don't think I've ever fessed up to my mom to this day.

  • Nice! Is there one moment of your adventure that jumps out when thinking about this time (granted, it's likely a lot of interesting stuff could have happened along the way)?

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  • This but mushrooms.

  • sad OSCAR noises

  • In an effort to fight modern techbros, all modern human writers start churning out Oulipianesque texts, and reading books is cast once again as a passtime for weird (perhaps dangerous) nerds.

    ...actually, there's some half-decent stories you can tell and ideas you can bat around with this frame informing both format and content. The title Samizdat jumps to mind when thinking about some of them (I know there's a contingent on Lemmy who might not be thrilled about the connotations, but it's a good word). Hmm.

  • Bearded guy, so: "[insert any small talk compliment about my beard here]" "Thanks, it's been growing on me."

  • Ngl, I'd watch the fuck out of a movie about juggalos toppling a surveillance state. Culminating in the cinematic final showdown I've always pictured in my head when listening to I Want My Shit..

  • I almost feel like someone needs to do a write-up of the 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone debacle - while not a 1-for-1 example (it wasn't a migration attempt that functioned the exact same way as it would with PieFed), it's a good case study for userbase-community owner-instance dynamics that should be considered, specifically the bit in your last sentence.

  • Out of curiosity, have you got a link or something for these workshops (and are they done in English or French)? I'm out in Ottawa, seems like a useful thing to have in my pocket to share with folks since there's a lot of movement between the two cities (and if online geography isn't a barrier).

    If not, no worries and keep up the good fight.

  • You have the rare honour of being the first comment I've both downvoted and saved.

    (Downvoted simply because it's the opposite kind of answer to what OP is looking for, if it actually bugs you let me know and I'll remove, nbd).

  • Ha ha ha! What a story, Swab!

  • Fuck yeah, Pocket Paint gang.

  • sh.it.heads

  • On a t-break but this sounds amazing regardless. Saved.

  • I think part (though not all) of the issue is discoverability. There's other communities where this isn't as prevalent, but a) they're not always easy to find, and b) for this as well as other reasons, they might not be super active (if people don't know it exists, who's posting?)

    I get around the first bit by trawling All New once and a while. One feature I will say I liked on reddit was the random community function. But while I like that it's a smaller userbase here for some reasons, it does mean less diversity of interests.

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  • The amount of times I've thought about liberating one of those sushi waiter bots you see sometimes is more than zero.

  • Not quite the same, but a recent idea that's been stuck in my craw is ordering a bunch of cheap credit card style mp3 players* and loading them up with local artist tracks to share with interested people. Maybe with some weird/fun stuff saved to memory if anyone connects it to a computer (though noted this would be a piss poor security practice)

    *Something like this:

  • Good.

  • Downvoted, not unimpressive.

    (j/k, good on ya)