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  • I wonder if you could make a decent model of plate tectonics with wax. Have a pan of wax heated from below, deep enough that the top is cool enough to be solid.

  • There’s nothing more majestic than a galloping herd of wild chaise lounges…

  • Curse a lot. Think of how google’s AI summary won’t appear if you include the word “fuck” in your search, or how everyone on social media is self-censoring naughty words for fear of The Algorithm. The internet has been carefully curated and manicured to be marketable to every possible demographic, so they can milk data from everyone; from the six year old watching Fortnite videos to the pearl-clutching suburbanites worried about the Gays corrupting their Family Values. Become unmarketable by swearing like a sailor. Make communities with your fellow potty-mouths. Rebel against censorship by saying “fuck” a lot.

  • The best lesson I learned in chemistry class was to not put a wet beaker on a pre-heated hot plate

  • “Well, the good news is you get to have a disease named after you…”

  • Isn’t Artemis a guy? Edit: Nevermind, I was thinking of Apollo

  • The postwar attitude towards food was somewhat different than ours today. Back then, processed food was seen as a technological marvel, a symbol of man’s mastery over nature. Fortified bread meant your kids could get their essential nutrients. Any kind of vegetable could be found in a can - no more reliance on whatever was in season. Everything a housewife could need was pre-packaged, condensed, powdered, canned, or frozen. Processed food was advertised as tastier, healthier, and easier to prepare. Food companies would publish recipes like this, which were basically just “toss a can of this and a can of that together for an easy meal!”

  • Everyone has to slow down so they can point and laugh.

  • There’s also Maslow’s hierarchy of needs. Can’t philosophize if you’re freezing to death.

  • I was about to disagree with you, but then I realized that some humans are certainly dumber than a mushroom

  • People have been living off beer, bread, and vegetables for thousands of years. That’s the real paleo diet, people.

  • Imagine you got 3 job offers

    I’m gonna stop you right there

  • It’s part of a typewriter discord group I’m in. We’re all looking for excuses to use our typewriters, so writing letters to each other seems logical.

  • I used to sign up for a penpal thing where we would exchange letters written with a typewriter. One of the guys I wrote to was in Switzerland, we exchanged a couple letters but then he stopped responding.

    Maybe I should try doing that again, it was fun.

  • Fires in January?

    What an amazing year 2025 is turning out to be.

  • Do you mean 42.77 mpg? Because 4.277 mpg is awful lol

  • No! The food is in the dining room! You’re getting in the way! Smacks with wooden spoon Stop licking the beaters!

  • Hell, I listened to this album sober, and I understood.