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  • Over 40% of Deceased Drivers in Vehicle Crashes Test Positive for THC: Study

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  • What’s the control percentage?

  • TIL Benedict Cumberbatch is the third cousin, 16 times removed from King Richard III who he played in a British miniseries.

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  • I’ve a hunch I am too.

  • ‘Invasive, deceptive, and unlawful’: Texas says your TV is tracking you illegally, and is suing to stop the dreaded Automatic Content Recognition

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  • And the grocery shopping.

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  • It’s almost as if they don’t give a flying fuck about you, or your opinions that your parents should have taught you to keep to yourself.

  • Excessive handicap spots at church

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  • Same for the lightning conductors on churches. Have some damn faith!

  • Multithreading

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  • You didn’t read the documentation correctly. You’ve switched road side.

  • Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"

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  • Ok boomer. No one uses sundials anymore either. /s.

  • Rats filmed snatching bats from air for first time

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  • With help from cats?

  • Is it wrong that I want one?

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  • I hope it’s safer than the real one.

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  • I couldn’t tell you. But I do know they come with free toothpicks!

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  • Adjust cooking times as appropriate.

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  • Why has she got one normal hand and one vampire hand????

  • Fire destroys Korean government's cloud storage system, no backups available

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  • Clouds, silver linings etc.

  • I'm disappointed

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  • As long as the robots don’t have any standards.

  • TIL famous French mime Marcel Marceau was part of the French and Jewish resistance during Nazi occupation and used his talents to keep hidden Jewish kids entertained and silent when needed

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  • He was an expert at teaching the kids how to hide in boxes.

  • Can we meet on Teams real quick?

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  • I hadn’t realised Jira was that old.

  • If the apocalypse does come today (or perhaps tomorrow) less than half of Americans believe they will go to heaven

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  • Will they have time to get all the way to Yaughton when the rapture starts?

  • Oh I forgot

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  • Still better than being too hot under a relentless sun.