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  • Right hand, left arm? I thought this injection was applied locally

  • Don't forget a master switch between it and mains. Otherwise, line workers (and you) could get injured.

    Bonus points if it auto-switches based on whether mains is available.

  • Pill-shaped, food-safe RFID tags exist already, they're being implanted in dogs

  • HELLO

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  • You should. You just executed:

    • 7 people ☺️😗🫪😗😗😪😔
    • a frog 🐸
    • 2 bunnies🐰🐰
    • a horse 🐎
    • 2 cows 🐮🐮
    • a guide dog! 🦮
    • a hamster 🐹️

    The only way you're not going to hell is by being an actual Satanist (he'll deny you the pleasure)

  • HELLO

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  • Does your emoji keyboard also allow arbitrarily adding Variation Selectors 16 (aka Force Color Emoji Presentation, U+FE0F, or UTF-8 EF B8 8F), also used after a few emoji in the code? (It probably does insert one for characters like ♀️ whose codepoints default to non-emoji but you'll need a non-emoji-compatible text editor and keyboard to separate it)

    Edit: that's probably only a concern with the MANDEL.COM program. This 141-byte one uses variation selectors the normal way.

    Edit: except ♐, which does NOT get one but should

  • HELLO

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  • Now make one with invisible/whitespace characters only. There's 0D CR, 0A LF, 09 tab, 20 space, different-width spaces, zero width modifiers and 256 variation selectors: 16 in the BMP (U+FE0x, or UTF-8 EF B8 8x) plus 240 in the E-plane (U+E0100, or F3 A0 84 80 up to U+E01EF, or F3 A0 87 AF).

  • Non-deterministic, heavily corporation-influenced software issuing root shell commands in a scenario easily foreseen by attackers who can just make spam pages to poison training data? I'll have two!

  • This is true about cats' radiation but we usually mean reflectivity when describing a cat's color. This of course means there is a light source illuminating the cat and the wavelengths observed also depend on the properties of the light source.

  • Depends on their response to wavelengths at rest, including IR (for blueshift) and UV (for redshift).

    Redshift doesn't literally mean things appear red: the colors just remap, for example:

    320 nm 🕶️ → 400 nm 🟪400 nm 🟪 → 500 nm 🟩500 nm 🟩 → 625 nm 🟧625 nm 🟧 → 781 nm 💿 (IR, CD laser wavenength)

    For easy calculation, I chose an exactly 25% increase in wavelength, achievable if the cat is receding at 25 % of the speed of light.

    Or vice versa for blueshift. For example, a low-pressure sodium lamp in old street lights is near-monochromatic at 589 nm (pale yellow), which will reach 678nm red at 15% redshift, while a CD infrared laser incoming at the same 0.15𝑐 speed will have the same apparent red light at 678nm but because of blueshift.

    TL;DR

    🏳️‍🌈 ↓ Blueshift

    🏳️‍🌈 ↑ Redshift

  • So I looked it up and the mass change is actually positive, about 1 part per billion per year. Not evaporation but adsorption.

  • Duh. Do you think they'd change the value significantly? But now it's actually constant and changes to that piece of metal will change nothing.

  • The pound has been defined as 0.453 592 37 kg since 1959, having relied on the slightly evaporating Parisian etalon for 60 years. You have no moral high ground.

  • The kilogram is no longer defined as the mass of the Paris etalon. Now it's defined so that Planck constant ℎ = 6.62607015 × 10⁻³⁴ kg m²/s, where 1 s is 9 192 631 770 oscillations of ¹³³Cs and 1 m is how long light travels in 1/299 792 458 s in vacuum.

  • 500M MT

    Stacking metric prefixes. That's how big the problem is. And a (metric) ton is a million grams. 500 Eg (exagrams) to 1 Zg (zettagram). You don't get these numbers even with data volume! (edit: yes, on a global scale)

    Edit: apparently "MT" is not metric megaton but metric ton. Fuck whoever abbreviates in non-standard ways. https://www.nayuki.io/page/common-mistakes-when-using-the-metric-system

  • It's a 2x2 grid of vertical 2-panel comics. Could be made clearer by dividing them with thicker lines.

  • Critical mass means that a chain reaction can be sustained by emissions from prior nucleus splits. When splitting an atom with external force, it is not a concern because all (1) fissile atoms around will split at once.

  • Den letzten Satz hast du komplett falschrum übersetzt.

    Ethisches Hacken ist damit außen vor

    Außen vor ≠ Ausnahme aus dem Verbot

    Der Schwerpunkt ist wahrscheinlich, ausgeschlossen bedeutet Verbot oder Exklusion.

    Keine Sorge, ich war letztes Jahr in Deutschland und dachte, das mit Absicht und aus Versehen das gleiche bedeutet, was zu einer peinliche Situation gelitten ist.

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  • Lemmy @lemmy.ml

    Does it take just 1 subscriber to get a community "trending"?!

  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world

    I got socks for Christmas. The packaging is awful AI slop.

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    NATO logo but everyone is as entitled as the Fr*nch