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Catoblepas

@ Catoblepas @piefed.blahaj.zone

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  • Ham and Egg Pizza!

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  • Reminds me of khachapuri, they’re too rich for me but my husband loves them.

  • Same

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  • I live in a place where it gets up to 110+ F/43+ C regularly in the summer, my summer body is molded by hiding from the sun and waiting for the sweet release of night.

  • States Rush to Gerrymander Away Black Electoral Power Following Supreme Court Decision

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  • I’m confused why people read my pessimism as saying don’t vote

    Because American politics have become so extreme that simply expressing that there are problems with a candidate or party that need to be addressed means you actually support the other candidate. Most of the time there is fuck all you can do to convince partisans you’re not a conservative even when you’re criticizing from the left.

    Can you tell I love it here?! 😒

  • New research shows weight loss is possible without GLP-1

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  • Do you mean added sugar? Because cutting out fruit and veg from your diet is pretty unhealthy.

  • Kindred spirits

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  • Honestly this was pretty cringe in 2016 too.

  • What do you do when you can't sleep?

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  • I found putting a number of seconds on it made it much harder for me because I was concentrating so hard on breathing exactly x seconds. Just making it even and slow worked much better. YMMV

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  • Where’s that behind? In the US 5 year olds go to kindergarten, and 6 year olds to 1st grade. Sorry if some joke is wooshing me lol

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  • My first grade teacher criticized me for not cutting straight enough on some time waster paper piecing project we were doing. Sorry for not having perfect motor control, I’m 6??

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  • Contempt of cop teacher

  • Children are drawing moustaches on their faces to fool online age checks - and it's working; fake birthdays, borrowed IDs, and creative facial hair bypass age checks

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  • It’s simply impossible to tell.

  • Frogger

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  • This is interesting for sure, but I think tagging this ‘women’ and ‘men’ is a poor choice. Sexual behavior in amphibians many times less intelligent than humans can’t be extrapolated to people’s sexual behavior.

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    Scientists Develop New Antibody For Virus That Infects 95% of People

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  • It’s been called that since the 60s. Epstein is also just a last name.

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    Ask.com shuts down after nearly 30 years, marking the end of Ask Jeeves

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  • There was a time you asked Jeeves a question for the last time and never knew it 😔

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    Which instances have the most ban-happy moderators? Analysis inside

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  • Yeah, from what I’ve seen Ada is very willing to forgive and unban people who apologize and seem to have learned something. But it seems like the vast majority of people banned for transphobia or other bigotry would rather double down. Sucks to suck.

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  • Yeah, that’s what I was trying to say in terms of the caption being inaccurate

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    Which instances have the most ban-happy moderators? Analysis inside

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  • Do you mean a bans per capita graph other than the one in the post body?

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    Which instances have the most ban-happy moderators? Analysis inside

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  • After hearing for years about how Blahaj is the worst and you will get banned for anything and everything because the mods are so hypersensitive: lol. lmao.

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  • It’s a Neanderthal according to reverse image searches for the original illustration. There were light skinned Neanderthals in Europe, so it’s not an inaccurate illustration, just an inaccurate caption

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  • At summer camp when I was like 8 a camper stood in a fire ant nest without realizing it and had bites ALL up and down her legs. I remember a couple of older kids hauling her to the counselors while she was just screaming, crying and unable to walk from the pain. Watch out for fire ant nests, they will fuck you up!