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Original account. i also use my discuss online account.

  • The comments that say give them a chance? Not me.

    This is just personal experience.

    My college friend and I, both big into paintball, went our separate ways. Met up with him a few years ago, and he apparently joined the police for and was a serious boot licker. Extremely twitchy, constantly talking about danger. He then, as a plainclothes civilian with a badge, went up to harass some teens who weren't doing anything. Maybe he wanted to look tough? Either way, an absolute asshole.

    My other friend decided to give a chance to a guy on tinder who was a cop. The guy was pretty cool when I hung out with him. He even played Yu-Gi-Oh and we made lots of nerd anime jokes. A few months later, she's calling me because he choked her. The break-up wasn't just messy. She physically had to take down all of her social media and move across the country. He kept going back and forth to bring incredibly nice to me, to then backhanded threatening me.

    ACAB.

  • I remind my team every year that even seniors struggle at times.

    I'm now 15 years in and at least twice a month, I'm coding with 40 tabs open trying to piece together the best solution, often just throwing spaghetti at the wall.

  • This is creepy af. Someone in their 20s has a different mindset than someone in high school.

    Dude is a pedophile.

  • Also Delicious in Dungeon

  • Only way for 100% certainty is to bone them all. 🏳️‍🌈

  • I have thanksgiving with only my wife and kids.

    Then I have Friendsgiving, with a few friends and their family.

    I haven't seen my family in years except for video calls. Same for my kids, and wife and kids. Not that I dislike them. Or would be opposed to them staying in the same town.

    My family members are toxic, and after I moved, we never bothered.

    I think more people should do that.

  • Immersion. Not like half-ass, but pure immersion.

    Cross over to Mexico (or Spain if you're European).

    Spit on a soldier.

    Your stuff, gone.

    Your jailmate wants to kill you.

    Youre gonna learn Spanish real fast, hombre.

  • There was that meme that I read that I can't remember but paraphrasing.

    How straight people will never ever be 100% confident they're straight. But if you sex a person of the same gender and don't like it, only then can you with no uncertainty, be 100% confident you're straight.

  • Hey buddy! I may be woke. And I may be gay! And... What was the third thing you called me?

  • Same. I haven't met any of the authors of books I read either.

  • I work in web dev and one of my jobs is to get you to engage more.

    Maybe it's buy more products.

    Maybe it's read more content.

    Maybe it's click on the button.

    Maybe it's like and subscribe.

    Sometimes I do it with good UI. Sometimes I do it with dark patterns. Sometimes I do it by not allowing you to opt out.

    I also get data to increase that number based on human behavior.

    The worst part -- im one of millions of people and companies who are doing this. We are all wanting your attention.

  • I love getting transcripts and then returning the call that goes to their voicemail.

  • Getting increasingly hard.

    I finally learned why those 50" tvs are so cheap, like $200. Buy a dumb TV that's the same size is easily 5x the price.

    Then again, nobody needs a TV and I only bought one during the pandemic, then connected it to my pi hole.

  • Learning about all the bugs that live in your hair and eyebrows made me lose a few nights of sleep.

  • Who learns with five thousand files though?

  • This person is why we have that meme where devs would rather struggle for a week than spend a few hours reading the documentation.

  • If me writing a 20 page essay about my favorite TV show and being a major contributor to the wiki counts as a disability, then I want a parking permit.

  • Need to put this on "Not the Onion"