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BucketBong

@ BucketBong @p.hobo.social

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Unofficial Australian Ambassador to the fediverse.

  • How it feels to be a millennial

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  • I'm 40, people think I'm a lot younger, my secret? Be single, childless and always have a relaxed neutral look on your face, regardless of what people say.

  • Nothing but the best [Scott Metzger]

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  • A bird after my own heart.

  • Nothing but the best [Scott Metzger]

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  • How does a person, let's say me, befriend crows? I really want to be their friend, but I don't know how to.

  • Because Google cares about us

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  • We can still do the abd install tho ay?

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  • There's a really good metal cover of it on YouTube.

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  • John Cage - 4'33

  • Happy Fourth Americans.

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  • I thought Bud Light was gay woke shit, I can't keep up with these idiots.

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  • DOJ declines to turn over additional Epstein files, says redactions were appropriate

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  • We can't give you those files, they're the ones with all our names in it. - U.S government.

  • Chinese opium den circa 1890

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  • Now, imagine you have a cool dog with you on your methventure.

  • Chinese opium den circa 1890

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  • Can confirm, patting a cat while high as fuck on opium will make the high better, maybe not double, but definitely fully enhance the situation, just like being on MDMA or cocain and hanging out with a dog does the same.

    Meth is made better with a bird, specifically one that loves screaming back at you.

    Acid is made better by fish in a fish tank or pond.

  • Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues

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  • Have fun or else or I will fire you all! Mark "Totally not a robot" Zuckerberg

  • Kennedy Center says it isn't required to reschedule shows after judge blocks 2-year closure

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  • I'm a big fan of the John F'ing arts

  • White House delays release of US voting machine study as midterms near

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  • Nawww, did the results not go your way?

  • Trump threatens to pull unemployment benefits from all states for the first time in history

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  • Are we at the beheading part of history yet?

  • So polite

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  • Maaaaa! That weird fuckin cats back again!

  • Delicious

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  • I came up with a concept for a cook book called " Eating the rich on a budget", just a collection of recipes with billionaire names instead of cuts of meat.

  • Leak Reveals Microsoft Wants Its AI To Be 'Addictive'

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  • Did they give their drug dealers jobs?

  • Pam Bondi claims Todd Blanche was ‘in charge’ of ‘entire release’ of Epstein files

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  • Pam Bondi: