Had a tricky time figuring out where to post this. The irony is nauseating and I'm not laughing yet elements of humor are present.
This is all well and good as long as you're not that one person who has to actually generate deliverables.
I saw Sam Maloof do a seminar at his shop. He'd run his fingers into the jointer yet again. Doctors were upbeat about it, told him he was making a remarkable recovery ...for an 83 year old (decades ago).
Would the plural even be mummies? I don't know but I had to re-read because my dumb brain already went there when I got to the end.
They all chicken out, once they are confronted.