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BluJay320

@ BluJay320 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

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she/they

Unfathomably silly

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  • My current job involves holding tongs regularly

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  • I always get the urge to yell “SPONGEBOY, ME BOB”

  • Modern lunch break

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  • I would but my hungry ass needs food

  • Dawwww

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  • Must be liberals, smh

  • Pandemic certainly has it's uses

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  • God dammit. Beat me to it

  • Pandemic certainly has it's uses

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  • Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hear

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  • This is why I only go to restaurant bars

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  • Only in Kansas

  • The prophecy foretold his arrival

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  • Caat

  • I'm so nage right now.

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  • Always dorcelessness

  • Goodnight sweet prince

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  • Part of me believed he had drugged himself into immortality

  • Rightwing influencers indignant over FBI claim that Jeffrey Epstein’s client list doesn’t exist

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  • killed himself

    No, he didn’t

  • What if you funneled Niagara Falls through a straw?

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  • “Hey, check out how hard I can pee”

  • Who remembers this?

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  • Ok this one is crazy, because I hear whatever I’m consciously thinking of. “Brainstorm”, “green needle”, “brain needle”, “green storm”. It’s actually tripping me out.

    Btw I still hear “laurel” every time. I can hear “yanny” in the background if I really focus, but I always hear “laurel” as well.

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  • Mine is more “I don’t plan to live that long anyway”

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  • That’s… actually quite terrifying.

    The sci-fi concern over whether computers could ever be truly “alive” becomes a lot more tangible when literal living biological systems are implemented.

  • Bunch of you people.

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  • Butt lickers are preferable to boot lickers

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  • Grapes

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  • Somehow I don’t think the fish consented to this..