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Blackout

@ Blackout @fedia.io

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  • Men Face $1,000 Fine if They 'Discharge Semen' Under New Bill

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  • This week Im going to petition the Michigan government to build a yuge wall between us and Ohio. I don't want any more chronic masterbaters roaming our streets, they belong in Cleveland.

  • Man who lost $800 million bitcoin in landfill wants to buy the garbage dump

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  • Terrible purchase. Already out $800 mil and a dump doesn't make that much money or Elon Musk would own one.

  • Valentines Day

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  • What is the name for the natural flavor of oats and shredded wheat?

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  • Spackle

  • Microsoft gives up on users experiencing problems updating their Windows 11 machines. Now recommends a "manual correction"

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  • It's more of a prison for me. I just had to buy a new Win11 machine cause the software I depend on is cutting Win10 operation this year. Sucks

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  • Fuck Isreal and what they did to the Palestinians. But I'm on the ground here and there were plenty of people that refused to listen to the words straight from Trump's mouth. They held Muslims for Trump rallies. Their political and spiritual leaders told them to either vote for trump or abstain. They met with the man believing he would not only de-escalate but bring peace when he's vehemently supported Isreal in the past. Complete stupidity and voting against their best interests. Now they live in fear of ICE stopping by their neighborhoods and sending naturalized citizens back, something unheard of before. Take some responsibility and make the necessary changes. I refuse to accept the Democrats going more conservative on things like gay and women's rights. Either everyone has rights or no one does, and we are seeing the no one version right now.

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  • "Trump won 42% of the vote in Dearborn, with Harris receiving 36%."

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  • Fuck the Nazis, but also fuck the conservative Muslims that can't vote for a woman.

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  • They aren't regretting here yet. I make comments about it and get brigade against. Hey Dearborn Palestinians for Trump: you guys were completely ignorant, ignored everything that man said, and still held out hope he would be better for your people for some god known reason. Ya fucked up.

  • How to stay healthy in the future

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  • No, you get to fuck an apple. As long as it's consensual.

  • NFL makes a weird play before Trump attends the Super Bowl.

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  • Can anyone get Kaepernick a sideline ticket so he can kneel the entire game. That would ruin Donnie's night

  • Red states create their own DOGE efforts to cut state government.

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  • Yeah and their decades of leadership left the roads in shambles yet they have the nerve to bitch about the road work every summer. Maybe they wouldn't have to replace every single overpass if you guys just did regular maintenance in the 90s, 00s and 10s.

  • How do you subtly ask what someone's hobbies/interests are?

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  • Joke's On Them

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  • Oh I see it, it's a schooner!

  • Still a baby even though he's old enough to vote

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  • Lol. My cat can legally drink next year.

  • Happy Threshold day! 🖖🦎

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  • This is what they are talking about when they say the good ol days

  • Is there a counter like this but for Fediverse projects?

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  • I just make the numbers up if someone asks me. "Yeah Im on Lemmy. How many users? Uh 2 trillion the last time I counted"

  • The devil's water 😈

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  • Maybe literally. I think their soda has the most PFAS of all of them. Coca-cola!

  • The devil's water 😈

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  • Hail Satan, my favorite pops