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@ Bishma @discuss.tchncs.de

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  • At Wine 'O Clock this morning, station time, the Romulan Empire formally declared war against the Dominion.

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  • But the most damning thing of all… I think I can live with it… I think I can laugh with it... And if I had to do it all over again… I would love it. Garak was right about one thing – it's always 5 o'clock somewhere.

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  • If the doctor orders I eat 2 breakfasts, I'm not letting a pharmacy screw up the good thing I've got going!

    But what insurance is requiring 90 days and are they taking signups? Mine forces everything to 30 unless I use their mail pharmacy that constantly loses orders.

  • It's alright, you're gonna make it!

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  • That's not cheese that's Xivut.

    The transporter accidentally actually created two merged beings, and that's the Danny DeVito twin. Janeway let it live.

  • Whatever happened to "Keepin' It Fresh"?

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  • How much would it cost to get Ron Howard to voice-over clap-back every canon break in the franchise? Or, for Trek it should probably be Clint Howard.

  • Yo Dawg, I herd you like Star Trek, so I put a Star Trek in your Star Trek...

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  • The thing I always think about when I watch Relics is that the production team got the TOS captain's chair and helm console from a fan. I don't know why but it makes me like the scene with Scotty and Picard just that much more.

  • If websites are slow for you, this is why, AWS is breaking everything

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  • Once upon a time they insisted that Amazon had independent decision making on their providers when they were needing new infrastructure and they "always decided that AWS suited them best."

    Shockingly (/s), they stopped making that claim right about the same time they started admitting that their biggest users are all under Private Pricing Agreements.

  • If websites are slow for you, this is why, AWS is breaking everything

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  • So Roblox is the only of those companies that can handle proper region failover if us-east-1 shits the bed? You young ops have gotten soft! Learn to live by ChaosMonkey or die by the Gorilla.

  • "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." - Homer Simpson

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  • TIL that my entire childhood was a LIE!

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  • Similar: Twitching your ears is actually twitching the muscles at the back of your scalp which happens to make your ears move.

  • The Web is Going to Die

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  • I still think the web took a wrong turn when NCSA Mosaic first stated supporting inline images.

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  • Or we know all about them and avoid them at almost all cost.

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  • We tore our front lawn out this summer. By the time we were working in July the (clay) soil under the sod was brick hard for 18 inches before it got workable again.

    The yard is now 70% native and the area with high sun is drought tolerant. It's only been a few weeks and already the pollinators are here in force and there's a pair of mourning doves that come by to hang out most mornings.

  • Trekker McGavin

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  • I'm currently catching up on Hacks, and I forgot Chris McDonald has a recurring character (who's massively self-centered). I always appreciated him on TNG because so often he gets cast as a jerk.

  • Finally something the fans can agree on

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  • I still haven't watched season 5, so I can't say for sure.

  • "You get used to it. And I was given a nasal numbing agent." - T'Pol

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  • I always appreciated that Spock became even more matter of fact after he died. As if having your brain downloaded into a new head might have an effect on your personality. Something I wish more SciFi did when they resurrect a character.

  • Gauss-Markov-Style meme

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  • Yo, listen up, here's a storyAbout a little guy that lives in a BLUE worldAnd all day and all night and everything he sees is just Best Linear Unbiased Estimator

    Da-ba-dee, da-ba-di, da-ba-dee, da-ba-di

  • Neelix the Prepper

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  • fair enough

  • Neelix the Prepper

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  • No leola root stock?

  • Ernest "Borg"nine

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  • I waited through TNG and Voyager for Tova Borgnine to show up on camera as a Borg named Tov of Nine and it never happened. I won't let my heart get hurt again!