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👍Maximum Derek👍

@ Bishma @discuss.tchncs.de

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  • What's with the moths and lamps?

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  • At this point I'm referring to all Lemmy meme storms as beans.

    Not poopin'? That's a bean.Moths? That's a bean.Beans? Oh you better believe that's a bean.

  • How to "Reformat" a Hardrive the American way

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  • Many years ago when we finally sunset out first generation servers, we took them out to a gun range and let the support department have the first shots.

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    What should I ask lemmy?

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  • You could take a stab at figuring out what happened to Amalia Earhart, who DB Cooper was, or why Big Foot doesn't eat at Burger King (but loves Dairy Queen). The big questions of our time.

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  • Years ago I used to sign up for free samples of things (found on a freebees sub) using the name Freema Balczak, because then I'd know if one of them sold my info... but mostly for shits and giggles.

  • Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Shit

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  • If Tim Russ is back for the sequel and they put his character in Vulcan ears, I'll be able to die happy.

  • ♬ ...And we can act like we come from out of this world ♬

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  • This reminded my of one of my favorite gags from Scrubs

  • "With great mustache comes great responsibility"

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  • Stop to appreciate that George Kirk managed that Selleckian masterpiece while the Federation had a ban on genetic engineering.

  • Why do we enjoy music?

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  • In 1975 Barry Manilow wrote the songs that made the whole world sing, the songs of love and special things.

  • Getting your settings just right

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  • I used to stare at that screensaver for so long as a teenager. And I wasn't stoned.

  • Dear Kevin

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  • Anybody got a sexy mnemonic that includes subphylum, subclass, superorder, suborder, etc? Or, more to the point, what taxonomic system gets us to the orgy the fastest?

  • Thank you for calling Borg Customer Service, 3 of 6 here, how may I help you?

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  • I want to introduce Node 4-7 to Ned the nanite from MST3k. He doesn't go to the john without a service order.

  • Ooh, shiny pixels!

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  • Let's be real, those helmets were designed to frame George Kirk's glorious mustache.

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  • It just exists. It's not its fault it distorts spacetime around it until it becomes one of those coin donation funnels at the mall.

  • Feeding the skinny one

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  • Not names, just adjectives.

  • Feeding the skinny one

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  • They're even the right colors for my 6.5lb spotted lady and 14lb orange torpedo

  • Dyson Has Killed Its Bizarre Zone Air-Purifying Headphones

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  • It was a joke. I feel like we're all living Brazil 2.

  • Been a good couple of years

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  • Holy crap! I just got used to thinking that its been over a year since the blackout... but that shocking realization was a year ago now. Thanks, everyone!

  • Dyson Has Killed Its Bizarre Zone Air-Purifying Headphones

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  • Wait, those weren't made as a prop for Brazil 2?

  • "The dark fire will not avail you, Gul of Madred! Go back to the shadow. THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!" - Gan-dalf Picard

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