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BennyInc

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  • Windows Defender be like...

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  • Well, that’s the enshittification of Google search results. At some point you google for Chrome Download and get exactly that result.

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  • I'm currently moving from duckdns to desec.io — with the hope of it being more reliable.

  • Typing monkey would be unable to produce 'Hamlet' within the lifetime of the universe, study finds

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  • Probably very shortly after dinner has been served at that restaurant.

  • What is your skincare routine?

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  • What do your teeth look like, man?

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  • Dunno. I guess growing them fast enough would also be a problem.

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  • It’s also why cats are afraid of cucumbers.

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  • Bro, you should sharpen your knives.

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  • You mean I’m just not cutting strong enough?

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  • Well, it probably happened an infinite amount of times already. But the resulting cucumber-detonation just triggers a new Big Bang. We’re on the whatever-millionth reset now. Should end any day now. STOP CUTTING CUCUMBERS, SHEEPLE!!

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  • Well, that’s why we generally eat bananas without cutting. As everyone knows, bananas are slightly radioactive. This increases the danger when cutting them exponentially, so don’t do that.

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  • That’s just one way to do it.

  • If you were the boss of a group of intergalactic explorers, what would you use as the "North" on the space compasses?

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  • I‘m in space too, btw. Wanna grab a coffee?

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  • That’s easy to explain, having cut a lot of cucumbers in my life. Since the actual nucleus of an atom is much smaller than the atom including its electrons itself, the probability of hitting the protons or neutrons is so small, that I’d need to live for a few thousand years and cut 1 cucumber per second nonstop, before this scenario happens even once. It is not impossible, just very improbable.

  • If you were the boss of a group of intergalactic explorers, what would you use as the "North" on the space compasses?

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  • Then that’s settled: we’re back to a geocentric model.

  • If you were the boss of a group of intergalactic explorers, what would you use as the "North" on the space compasses?

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  • Well, let’s just try where a compass points to in space?

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  • And there’s still people out there, believing that.

  • Does anybody know an open source self hosted application to create diagrams? Like draw.io or something like that

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  • I didn’t myself, but talked to a colleague recently who set it up for our company. Apparently it was quite tricky to get the various containers set up just right, as they need to communicate with each other but also be user facing and have proper certs and so on. I don’t have any details, but usually this guy is very good at deploying stuff, so if he admits to struggling I know it must be seriously hard.