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Older millennial nerd.

  • And that's sad.

  • I first read regrets as Rugrats. Putting that next to pornhub is interesting context.

  • More like a Monty Python.

  • I usually buy the cheap Fruity Pebbles for my kids, but Walmart has out of them one day so I got the name brand as a treat. Their response? "Dad, please don't buy those again. Dyno Bites are better." I was flabbergasted.

    Then again, they don't see cereal ads, don't know who the Flintstones are, but love dinosaurs.

  • I can picture it now. An Ice Age movie where Sid, Manny, and Diego are hanging around a bar and this chonky boy shows up out of nowhere and makes an outrageous claim. Queue "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" music.

  • Can I get an extra box for "Doctor Who should never be written with Doctor abbreviated?"

  • If you like malapropisms, you'll love Martha Plimpton's character in Raising Hope, Virginia. Procrasturbate and vaginacologist are a couple favorites.

    Bonus: her middle name is Slims. Virginia Slims Chance

  • Fun fact: the Mars bar is marketed as a Milky Way in the U.S. There was a Mars bar in the U.S., but it had almonds. It has since been rebranded as Snickers Almond.

  • It's been a long time since I've been, but I distinctly remember Olive Garden having a chocolate lasagna. It was decent, but nothing to rave about.

  • James Bond is actually a time lord. It explains why he changes how he looks every few movies. This is backed up by the fact that Timothy Dalton played a time lord once in Doctor Who.

  • We're living in the strangest timeline.

  • As someone from Maine, I wish articles would specify Oregon in their titles when mentioning Portland. I mean it was named after ours.

  • A little too real for work, huh? 😂

  • My first thought: "Princess Diana was a real person."

    Derp

  • Holy motherforking shirtballs... someone stole my post idea!

  • Similar to Pensacola Naval Air Station.

  • I blew way too much money on a stuffed dog at a hotel general store for my wife. We were driving a Uhaul during a snowstorm to move in together. The roads became very slippery so we decided to sleep through the storm. It was our first hotel stay together and money was very tight, but it was a romantic gesture. She cherished it until our son claimed it as his own personal "security blanket."