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Balthazar

@ Balthazar @lemmy.world

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  • Realizing that my cat spent months teaching me he likes head massages.

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  • Seems you're a slow learner, but thankfully you've got a patient teacher that will get you well trained.

  • Dental issues

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  • I thought the picture was cute, but then the caption did me in!

  • A couple of goof balls

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  • I got invited to one Goof Ball, but never two.

  • Ryanair

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  • What's your EDC?

  • So handsome

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  • Another cat about to invade Poland.

  • Do you pronounce "Data" as "Day-ta" or "Dah-ta"?

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  • Yes.

  • Is driving a car this awful all the time?

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  • Exactly. Driving is a continuous real-time control process, with PID loops for speed, steering, clutch, etc.

  • Good dude

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  • "Good Dude to base, infiltration accomplished. Send mission profile, over."

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  • Also well known for foiling evil plots while wearing a fedora.

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  • Didn't pay for the DLC.

  • TIL: YouTuber Scott Manley has an asteroid/minor planet named after him: 33434 Scottmanley

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  • I love Scott and his content, but the idea of naming asteroids is stupid vanity. Give them a number and be done with it, like every other astronomical object.

  • TIL: YouTuber Scott Manley has an asteroid/minor planet named after him: 33434 Scottmanley

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  • Is this Jeremy Kubica, noted asteroid finder?!

  • How do you get a guest to leave when they won't take the hint you want them to leave?

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  • "Let's go to bed so these people can go home."

  • I am in one of those walking boot cast things for the foreseeable future. I bought sharpies to decorate it so it isn't as terrible. How should I decorate it?

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  • They're known as "moon boots". Give it a space theme!