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  • When shrek bursts into farquad and fionas wedding, i want either fiona or far quad to say fuck

  • That rhymes way better

  • Robin laid an egg

  • Postman pat, Postman pat, Postman pat ran over his cat. Blood and guts went fly-ing, Postman pat was cry-ing, That will teach him not to drink and drive

  • Is being bellow 100 really the definition of dumb?

    It used to be unable to talk.

    Also if 100 is average being slightly bellow average shouldn't be considered "dumb"

  • Nah but I'll admit to seeing the comic not long before i made the comment

  • Have enough of it and you can turn the world backwards and reverse time for everyone

  • Due to McDonald's twisting the truth. That woman was seriously harmed but McDonalds lawyers spun it into a joke.

  • We ordered dominos from dominos and it was delivered by uber.

    Uber are hopeless where I live, so we had a conversation the other night and went to get pizza and picked not to order from them because we don't want uber to have our food again

  • That's our goal with our 4month old.

    Has ruined TV for me haha

  • Cheers mate i appreciate it

  • In Australia there's a company called microtec engineering.

    We send crane to boards and displays etc to them for repairs.

    10k for a new component or 2k to freight repair and return.

    And often a life saver on machines that are so old the manufacturer has discontinued parts.

    We had that repaired last year by them.

  • Immediately when i saw this is thought man this will revolutionise the tent game.

    Then i saw the video and am glad they're all over it

  • Heat

    Jump
  • We need you to get on the Haron collider asap

  • Picard or something I know the bloke your talking about

  • Let them eat cash,

  • Then how do you support our corporate overloads?

  • Go to sleep so I can do it all again tomorrow.

    My whole consists of working for 10 to 12 hours then walking in circles with a screaming baby until it's bed time for him then the wife takes him back and I sleep

  • That's cool and makes sense.

    We should just write like that all the time