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Just a below average idiot that mostly comments for one of 3 reasons:

Catharsis, expressing exasperation over the general state of things.

Looking to make someone laugh.

Self deprecation.

  • "We reached up Donald Trump's asshole to ask everyone up there what they thought. We were shocked to find just how wrong we were about everything. Apparently this Trump fella is the best there is and everyone else in the entire world is wrong!"

  • "She concluded the segment on Cooper’s Tuesday night show by appealing to “those Republicans who say they have the greatest respect for the military,” and who “say they are for law and order.”

    "They’d better heed John Kelly’s words," she said."

    Narrator: They didn't.

    :(

  • I'm sure he managed to find the energy for the Saudi interview though right?

    He's always got energy for investors. I'm sure he just sees Tulsi and RFK as tools that he doesn't need anymore.

  • Very true.

    I could hear them saying "Kamala used the government weather machines to make the hair net delivery late just to hurt poor poor innocent baby Jesus Trump!"

  • It's kind of a fun corner to put them in because either the Magoos admit it was "just for PR, there's no need for the food safety stuff." or they have to accept that he wasn't following rules and it doesn't matter to them.

  • "Someone other than Sean Hamface or Trump said it so obviously it's fake news!! If Sean Hamface said it then he's a secret liberal!! If Trump said it then it's a Good Thing!™ I don't need money anyway, Trump needs it to Save America!™©®"

    Edit: you know, I misread the headline... They are hiding it? Fun fun fun fun...

  • The oval office after JD takes the presidency:

  • I hope political ad designer are smart enough to tie this into women's issues as well.

    When men have no outlet for sexual gratification, what do you think will happen to the number of sexual assault instances?

    (I'll nip this in the bud and say it's not to say EVERY guy will be a rape machine... I haven't had sex in 3 years and a real relationship in 10. I'm not raping anyone.)

  • It's literally the process to create a dictator with one party rule and insert religion into government. Of course they are there. It was always the plan.

  • Housing prices and incomes.... Absolute insanity

  • Slightly related but I kinda loved this lewis black bit on "undecided" voters at this point in the election:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kY12SbF3J_4

    That one interview... "As a musician I have to go with her" and you can hear the news casters exasperation... "Yes...as a musician... Ughh..." Lol

  • 79 and 3 days left until my birthday is close! Everything else is soooooo far off! Lol

  • "Putin respects me so much there would never be a war if I was president!"

    Also

    "I swear I yelled at him and everything!"

  • "Good! These infants are following God's plan! Let them die horrible deaths as God intended instead of saving everyone misery by Demonic Science!™"

  • "God created you..."

    Ughhh.... Find comfort in religion, fine, but let's not go push your idea of creation and the ramifications of such on others tyvm...

  • "Many, including myself, always suspected that she held this warped, antisemitic view of Israel’s self-defense against Hamas barbarism. But the cat is now out of the bag,” he said to the US outlet on Saturday.

    “Her view is as ignorant as it is malign. … To give credence publicly to this disgusting blood libel disqualifies Harris from holding any public office, let alone the presidency,” he added." (He then did a little happy jig and said to himself "we got 'er! Antisemitic married to a Jew, people are too dumb to realize I'm a lying sack of shit!")

    Heeeeereeee we go with this bullshit...

  • “They give you a little extra security nowadays, you notice?”

    Who mother fucker, who gave your more security?? It was all deep state pizza Biden conspiracy b.s when you weren't happy about it, now it's magic? Of course he'll never admit he isn't being treated unfairly, he's always the victim. Strong man baby.

  • I really hope that's true! We really need some good news

  • Fuck yeah! Who would have guessed a party for grifting greedy assholes would be filled with grifting greedy assholes!? Never in a million years would I have guessed that!!