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Asafum

@ Asafum @feddit.nl

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Just a below average idiot that mostly comments for one of 3 reasons:

Catharsis, expressing exasperation over the general state of things.

Looking to make someone laugh.

Self deprecation.

  • How did Gen X/Millennials failed at tackling the political issues they criticised in the 90's

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  • A quote tossed at me by a MAGA friend before Trump won in 2106. I stopped talking to them for a year or so because I didn't want to say something that would actually end our friendship.

    It's such a fucking stupid, insulting quote.

  • Lawmakers float a nationwide basic income experiment that would cover the cost of a 2-bedroom apartment

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  • Incoming: "YoU hAvE tO wOrK hArD wHiLe ThEsE lAzY pArAsItEs TaKe YoUr TaX mOnEy AnD dOn'T wOrK!! It's a Communist Democrat giveaway, denied!!"

    (Ignoring the reality of people actually working)

  • Whats the worst game mechanic?

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  • Time gates. Gacha games are rife with them...

    Want a piece of equipment for your character? Well spend daily currency to get one that regenerates over a day. Oops rng God hates you and you got +Def for a character that wants +Atk, better luck tomorrow/next week... Oops it's still not your week +Hp this time.

  • ‘Open in Its Corruption’: National Review Legal Expert Calls on Trump to Abandon $230M Lawsuit Against DOJ

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  • Oh no! Scandalous! Oh the horror! We all know just how much Trump tries to avoid scandal! This will definitely get him to stop I'm sure!

    ...

  • FBI backtracks on denying children were zip tied in Idaho raid, saying instead no ‘young’ kids were

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  • "Ok ok fine, no toddlers were!"

    "Ughhh persistent assholes, fine... No infants were zip tied..."

  • Honey the aws is down again

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  • "Aliens With Shutguns”

    So thaaaaats what is in area 51... This whole time it was aliens with shotguns threatening web developers in order to keep the Internet running.

    "Human! Asafum is attempting to connect to the human butt website, make it happen!"

  • House Democrats request details on White House ballroom from President Trump

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  • "Trump SLAMED by letter! President Trump was DEMOLISHED by harsh words! The Democrats ANNIHILATIED Trump with finger wag!"

  • House Democrats request details on White House ballroom from President Trump

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  • Incoming: "Get the details from your mom!"

    Truly professional, adult, government.

  • Trump administration plans to demolish White House's entire East Wing as ballroom cost grows to $300 million

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  • "The taxpayers will not be paying for this, I'm so generous that I'll be paying!"

    Sues DOJ for $250 million

    "I'm so generous I'm not even accepting that money for myself, it's going to pay for the ballroom!"

    ...

  • UBS gives America a recession check-up and sees a 93% probability from the hard data, with a 'soggy' economy ahead

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  • Who knew MAGA was actually short for Make America Great depression Again!

  • What is a useful or interesting product under $100 that you wouldn’t normally think to buy?

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  • It makes coating a pan or bowl easier so I don't end up using too much and I use it when I make seasoned chicken! :)

  • Democrats within striking distance of flipping GOP seats in 2 swing states

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  • Dems: yeah! Woo! We flipped two seats to D!

    Every red state: Ok so we redrew the districts, we now have 2647277243 extra R seats.

  • What is a useful or interesting product under $100 that you wouldn’t normally think to buy?

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  • Well that certainly sounds like a good reason for it to cause issues lol good to know

  • What is a useful or interesting product under $100 that you wouldn’t normally think to buy?

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  • Thats not good to hear lol hopefully mine holds out!

    I've had it for almost a year now, but I've only used vegetable oil, only fill it half way, and I depressurize it when I'm done. Not sure if there is much of a difference between the two oils or if I just got lucky.

  • What is a useful or interesting product under $100 that you wouldn’t normally think to buy?

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  • An oil sprayer. I was looking for gift ideas and came across a "misto" brand oil sprayer and now I use it all the time! No more spray cans of oil and God knows what else, you just fill it half way with whatever oil you want (except coconut oil for some reason) and you pump it to pressurize the oil so you can spray whatever you want.

    https://mistosprayer.com/

  • Microsoft is making every Windows 11 PC an AI PC

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  • Nice update!

    ...open O&O shut up and disable, disable, disable, disable. Sweet.

  • Your entire life gets turned into a movie / short series by the best filmmaker in the world with unlimited budget, do you like your movie? How do you think people would rate it?

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  • "The beginning was kind of interesting, but man he got turned down a lot. The middle to end was really boring though. Who films 1 1/2 hours of a single guy going to work then coming home and sitting at a computer?"

  • Mamdani Polls at 50 Percent for First Time As Mayoral Race Enters Homestretch

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  • They have a news side and an entertainment side to their business. The primetime Nazi shows are all on the entertainment side so when they get sued they just say "we're not news, we're entertainment we don't need to adhere to reality! It's actually your fault for believing us!" Their polling comes from the other side.

  • Do protests like No Kings still matter? Here’s what experts say

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  • I don't think they are concerned about it in the slightest as far as it making them consider changing anything for the positive, they're utilizing it as a way to brainwash the base into believing that America is full of traitors so they're much more accepting of the increase in political persecution they're going to push towards.