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ArcaneSlime

@ ArcaneSlime @lemmy.dbzer0.com

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Migrating here (or maybe keeping both) from @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.ml

Will put an eternal curse on your enemies for a Cinemageddon invite.

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  • This is yet another case of "the censor makes it look like there's maybe a slur under there."

    I'm sure the "removed" word is absolutely innocuous but its removal makes me imagine a worse word in its place.

  • If you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.

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  • Am as described, (well, part of my hair is long, the middle. Sides not so much), wear band shirts (punk/metal mostly), and pull out the boots in the winter myself, buuuuuut

    Only way a guy could fuck it up for himself with me was if he started the nice guy routine or was so socially awkward he couldn't talk to a girl.

    100% I'd miss whatever sly little hints you're throwing, and even if I noticed them I'd think you're surely just being nice and there's no way you're into me.

    I'd imagine I'm far from the only one, not talking at all on the date or being able to leave home is a little far lol, but don't write us off just because we are a little awkward or would rather miss signals than make someone feel uncomfortable being hit on in public! I mean hell, why do you think we have long hair and like metal/punk? It's often partially because we're a little socially awkward/anxious, and that community is very understanding of it!

  • If you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.

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  • I need to start wearing this spare wedding ring I have out places then (I think it was my dad's lol).

    Me: Asks out the degenerate homewrecker who thinks she's flirting with a married man.

    Her: "But aren't you married?"

    Me: "No why?"

    Her: Points to ring

    Me: "Oh this? I just think it's neat! Makes me feel like a Hobbit."

  • Has to be 16 characters, #s, Cap and lower case.

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  • Just use KeepAssXC.

  • If I'm still just on the acid trip I started July 24th 2005 what types of things would you say to convince me this isnt a hallucination?

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  • You must have better acid than me, it mostly just makes me see patterns and have strange thoughts and definitely doesn't last 20yr.

  • THE GAY AGENDA STRIKES AGAIN

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  • Will also awaken the sexuality of the straight boys, but that's Underworld.

  • What's your harmless/low-stakes conspiracy theory?

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  • "Holds a candle" better by far, and that's an admonishment of Chipotle not an endorsement of Moe's. Chipotle is the absolute worst cultural appropriation snax™ available, might as well go to taco bell.

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  • Imo they were sabotaging themselves with their lack of queso and still are with the poor distribution of ingredients in the burrito. I get my mexican food from real mexican restaurants, but even Moe's is better than Chipotle and they should be ashamed of that.

  • A long long time ago...

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  • I wanna say it was more than that, I don't remember the number but I remember saying "damn that's a lot." I wanna say it was maybe like 10?

  • A long long time ago...

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  • I was there when it was invite only, child. They used to have an IM chat too.

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  • 274 justifiable homicides involving a private citizen using a firearm

    Ok, and how many defensive uses of a firearm occurred that year where the defender did not kill the attacker? Cases where the attacker was merely injured, or the defender missed, or the attacker ran off at the sight of the firearm? Why are those entirely omitted, does it only count as self defense if the attacker dies, not if one successfully stops the attack without a justifiable homicide?

    And while we're at it, how many justifiable homicides occurred that year with your defensive weapon of choice, The Hammer? If the metric used to determine a weapon's viability for defense is simply justifiable homicides/yr, blind bet: it's less than 274.

    Btw

    only 1.1 percent of victims of attempted or completed violent crimes used a firearm,

    While around 45% of people own a gun, only 21% of people carry a gun ever, and even less carry everywhere always, and this figure doesn't take into account whether or not the victims had a gun on them with which to defend themselves. This stat is entirely meaningless without controling for that.

    and only 0.3 percent of victims of attempted or completed property crimes used a firearm.

    Well that's illegal unless you're in Texas at night, so, unless that's all they're counting this makes me further question the voracity of the study. You're telling me that 0.3 percent of people in the study successfully justifiably killed someone for something that is illegal to kill people for? That's not how this works lol.

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  • Tbf, a hammer is also a tool with only one use, sometimes a job needs a specific tool. "Killing" just so happens to include self defense, if you happen to need to defend yourself it helps to have the best tool for the job instead of hammering a nail with your wrench.

  • What's a really popular TV show you just couldn't get into?

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  • I figure if Survivor counts (and people say it does) than those would too, but I feel you lol. I'll check it out, thanks! The older the better tbh! Takeshi's Castle was what like 1986ish?

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  • Well people consider Survivor reality tv, so idk I figured it was towards that genre. But whatever we consider it, I like it haha.

  • What's a really popular TV show you just couldn't get into?

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  • I like one category of reality tv and even then only a small subsection of them: Game Shows. The subsection in particular seems to be Japanese game shows subbed in English, the only ones I know so far tbh are Sasuke and Takeshi's Castle. As to why, Sasuke is just cool and Makoto Nagano rules, plus it's fun with the silly competitors. Takeshi's Castle is just plain hilarious. Conversely I hate basically all american versions, American Ninja Warrior was ass and Wipeout was too, yet both were just stolen rebrandings of their Japanese counterparts with all the whimsy and fun sucked out.

    And I'm mainly posting this to solicit recommendations for more Japanese game shows like that which I can pirate.

  • What is something unexplained that you experienced?

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  • I have one question, did his shoes fly off?

    My theory (that is absolutely real and not ridiculous in any way) is that the energy was diverted into launching his shoes back to the height he jumped from.

  • Which behaviour of your cat you hate most?

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  • Lmao mine does that.

    downstairs MEOW

    upstairs What?!

    Four tiny feet running as fast as possible

  • I am sweating...

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  • Got it: next time this happens to me reply "damn that's rough."

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    What do Americans have to worry about that Canadians dont?

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  • Yeah they suck so much at hockey they've won the championship 32yr in a row!

    Wait...