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  • Eek barba durkle, someone's gonna get laid in college.

  • I like the TV one. The hair, earrings and headband give off such a "mom's hot friend in the 90's" vibe.

  • Does Game Over Gruntilda count?

    If not, then maybe Orangutan Daisy Duke Candy Kong?

  • Is other seating outlawed in this scenario, or just no one has the capability to conceive of a chair or bench? Or does physics just not abide a seat in this universe?

    ...is it possible to sit on tables?

  • This doesn't really contribute anything to the conversation, but i think that middle guy was also the president of the "fuck Giliacs" planet on the Orville.

  • Fry, his eyes squinting.

  • Not a huge fan, but I do get Yorkshire Gold when I can find it, because it's Patrick Stewart's preferred tea IRL.

  • Aether sprites play in the ley lines and drag things along with them, got it.

  • There are also two variations on the third law that I like. Not sure who coined them.

    Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.

    And for those who love crunchy magic systems:

    Any sufficiently analyzed magic is indistinguishable from science.

  • You know how there's all those fuckin people who swear they were Napoleon or Cleopatra in a previous life? Something like that.

    "I'll have you know that Mr Mittens was a favorite bed cat of Charlemagne!"

  • At least I'll get to meet Bigfoot before he kills me.

  • Kathy Bates is a national treasure and doesn't deserve that comparison.

  • Guyliner Couchthrob

    Sounds like Guybrush Threepwood's racist couchfucker cousin.

  • Toast or peanut butter sandwich dipped in milk.

  • George Washington Lemon Fresca

  • Oh, and Die Hard 1 and 3 for something in between those extremes (2 is meh, fight me).

  • I gotta suggest Wayne's World and Bill & Ted. Had a great time watching those with my dad as a kid.

    For something more serious, I like Falling Down.

  • The line must be drawn here! This far, no fucking further!