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Apeman42

@ Apeman42 @lemmy.world

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  • I finally started Strange New Worlds, and it's great but it has one major problem.

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  • Just did.

    Apologies, the most confounding thing...

    They appear to be ...hotter?

    Most unusual, so peculiar...

  • I finally started Strange New Worlds, and it's great but it has one major problem.

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  • Definitely the second hottest main cast in my ranking, but the one thing that sets them back is that I agree with Keiko: Miles is unfuckable.

    Fine man, love to have a beer with him, but not even that Irish brogue would get me to uh... manually realign his warp coil.

  • What are the most upbeat songs with kind of depressing lyrics?

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  • I fucking love Richard Cheese, especially his cover of Closer.

  • ill be at your house in 10 minutes. how will you entertain me?

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  • I'm not sure if you intended that to be foreplay or not, but my pants are coming off now.

  • Harumph

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  • Also Bortus. Less snark, more gruff.

  • Cracker Barrel will go back to old logo after conservative backlash

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  • Put the old man back in, but add another man standing behind him with his hand on the first dude's shoulder. They'll flip their shit even harder.

  • My Ghz brings all the boys to the yard...

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  • And so much faster than AI too. As soon as I finished reading the word "tits", there they were, motorboating my mind's eye.

  • You guys have any conversation starters to offer a poor lemming?

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  • One time conversation or just chatting whenever?

    Was the Australopithicus revived in our time, or am I transported to its time?

    You said "talk to ". Will either of them intelligibly respond?

  • What number is supposed to be here?

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  • When the ancients performed the ritual Race of the White Bronco.

  • You're drunk at the arcade while your husband plays dancing games. What do you do while you wait?

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  • Is there a Simpsons or X-Men machine from the 90s?

  • TIL Elon Musk travels with as many as 20 bodyguards

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  • Imagine being such a loser that the only job you qualify for is taking a bullet for the worst member of the parasite class.

  • TIL Elon Musk travels with as many as 20 bodyguards

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  • Which cartoon foods did you always want to try?

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  • Any of the giant drumsticks or hams on the bone that are seemingly pure delicious meat with no connective tissue, and can apparently be eaten with all the effort of an ice cream bar.

  • Did Dracula get less scary after the appearance of The Count on Sesame Street in 1972?

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  • I mean, is Mad Jack Churchill made less scary by the existence of Mr Bean, just because they're both Englishmen?

  • Sweaters

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  • Nice

  • What is a song lyric that you misheard completely?

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  • I still say it makes slightly more sense in Otherside if he's saying "the cemetery where I married a thief".

  • What is your most lukewarm take?

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  • The fevered dreams of a madman, for now. But if in some sitcom plot, I ever inherit a pizza place form a long-lost uncle, those will be called the Dave Lister and the Blue Hedgehog respectively (I have to assume Sega is more litigious than the BBC).

  • If you could have one always ready, perfectly cooked food magically available to you at all times, what would it be?

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  • But what a way to go.

  • That’s why they call me Mister Deltacorp. I’m traveling at the speed of warp. I wanna make a supersonic crewman out of you.

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  • Poor Archer. Even John Deacon made it onto Queen's cover.