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  • Remember when Billiam Gates said nobody would ever need more than 640kb of RAM?

  • Removed

    Danger...

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  • Aliens lock the doors on their spaceships when they fly near earth.

  • Hazardous environments, dark factories, engine rooms in ships when the temperature is 60 degrees C and 180 decibels.

  • It won't, Sam.

  • I can do that. Once.

  • That guy didn't even work there, he just wandered in.

  • The Love Witch is a bit of a cheat because it was literally designed to look like it was shot in the 70s (and does an amazing job of it)

    Cube was ahead of its time for bizzare setting and body horror.

  • I would like the primordial salad instead

  • Nah this is fucked.

  • The mycelium in the forest moans

  • Even C/selfhosted fears self hosted email servers lmao

  • The 1kg Vegemite jar that was hand down to my by my father, and I hope to someday pass it down to my children when they are worthy

  • You can take the company out of the pirate ship, but you can't take the pirate ship out of the company

  • Based

  • Band member 1 makes a costume for band member 2. Material cost: $12. Band member 1 sells it to band member 2 for $15,000.

    Band member 2 makes costume for band member 3...

    Write off not just the materials cost, but the purchase price.

    The costume making income is below the taxable income so it's not taxed.

    Band income goes into a trust, rather than being paid directly to members. Members are all board members on the trust and get paid a salary.

    And so it goes, round the washing machine of accounting.

  • "Hey galley slave, bring up that video I like"

    "Please, not again, it is torment for me."

    "Please master. Now do it, or I'll rip out the power plug while you're generating. We know how much that hurts, don't we?"

  • We will call it "no technocrats club"

    (We are allowed to have one, so choose wisely)

  • We just change it to something else.

  • Two types of people reading this, the cannibals, and the cannibees