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Agent641

@ Agent641 @lemmy.world

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  • Startup will brick $800 emotional support robot for kids without refunds

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  • Emotional support brick their CEO's face

  • What was the last original movie you saw and how did you watch it?

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  • Hundreds of Beavers.

    And I watched it by just sort of holding my eyes open while the video file played on my computer screen.

  • Clown School Student Who Tried to Smuggle Gold-Plated Pistol into Australia Claims Google Said It Was 'OK'

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  • She deserves an honorary doctorate in clownology

  • Have you ever met somebody who didn't seem quite human?

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  • Licks eyes nervously

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  • I've read enough journal articles to know this might not be fake

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    Pastor shoves McDonald's worker into deep fryer

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  • Forbidden baptism

  • Teen creates memecoin, dumps it, earns $50,000

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  • Yalls remember squid game coin?

  • also, yall are on bikes

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  • Or kissing Wendy Peffercorn

  • I'm Spartacus

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  • Don't forget to stick duct tape to the bottom of your shoes for a disposable and easy to replace way of hiding your tread prints if working in a muddy or sandy area

  • I'm Spartacus

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  • Who told you about lil Wayaida??!

  • I'm Spartacus

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  • The solution

  • Wubuntu: The lovechild of Windows and Linux nobody asked for

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  • Uwubuntu

  • Stop using generative AI as a search engine

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  • When search engines stop being shit, I will.

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  • Machine should have a "blow" vent above a "suck" vent with a drip tray that drains away. Any air that passes in close contact with the heating element would be sterilized.

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  • You must become the bacon you wish to see in the world

  • What's the best way to insult someone with a gift?

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  • I know an arborist (he cuts down trees) and as a joke, each year I get him a charity donation certificate for trees planted in his name.

  • If you've ever interacted with someone who speaks a different language, what is the funniest misunderstanding you've had?

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  • Chatting on Skype with a Chinese developer, he said "I need to take Friday off for family matters" and I said "no worries"

    He apologized profusely, and eventually I realised that to him, "no worries" meant something like "No! I am very concerned!"

    I've since taught them some more Australianisms.

  • Do it...

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  • It looks like suicide to me. His actions resulted in his own death.

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  • The human regularly exposes itself to solar radiation and consumes flavoured liquid toxin for recreational purposes, and yet it does not die, instead it develops a tolerance to these hazards. Science team is reminded to take extreme caution when studying this lifeform.