Focus on your breathing, and how the air feels in the back of your throat.
Repeat a mdeditative mantra in your head.
Do the thing where you tense up your whole. Ody and then slowly release it from the fingers and toes inwards. I think this is what US marines use to get to sleep in adverse conditions.
Play an audiobook on speaker quietly under your pillow. The more boring the story, the better. They have non-story podcasts just for this too.
Viewlifting is travelling to wealthy neighbourhoods and taking in the beautiful beachfront, river front, or lakefront views that are only intended for the people who purchased property there. They paid a lot of money for those views, and they don't want lower socioeconomic people coming in and using up all the majestic views for free.
It depends, do you need to return your representative, or can we leave him on the moon? Latter is easier. Maybe he can hitchhike back with the aliens.
If it's a one-way mission, it could be done with a Falcon heavy and a slapped-together lander sourced from NASA. Maybe even an old Gemini capsule or something from the Smithsonian.
Or you could send up a Falcon heavy with fuel payload, rendezvous with the ISS, pick up a 'naut, and steal a Soyuz, although I'm not sure if they can be configured to land on the moon
Why use a computer when you can just wander, naked and fearless, back into the forest from whence we came. Climb a tree. Make a nest of leaves. Screech "Ook Ook!" to let everyone know this is your tree now.
Funny, but SO many of those fuckers are either in prison or are facing federal charges still. Like, more than 1200 of them. And that number will only increase.
Our wife, comrade.