In Australia, every green and gold blooded Australian is expected to attend their local Bunnings on a Sunday and salute the brave men and women running the sausage sizzle gazebo to thank them for their service to the nation. It's just normal, patriotic stuff that every country does.
I'm a species-specific eater. I don't eat beef or pork because I like pigs and cows they are adorable and I wish them all the best.
I do eat lamb, because sheep are idiots and I got kicked by one as a child. For similar reason, I would also eat horse if it was commercially available.
Chickens would eat me if our sizes were reversed so they are fair game too. If you didn't want to get farmed you shoulda stayed T-Rex sized.
I eat mushrooms, but I am a little apprehensive about it because I know they are smarter than humans
I read it as "Tickling Goblins"