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  • Australian here.

    They are robbing you

  • Albedo above 100%

  • The Irish girl in the picture is old enough to have melanoma now

  • "I'm not gay, but $20 is $20."

  • Tenants take note, give your landlord a lovely gift of established ground mint when you leave your rental!

  • Cats saw us with dogs and were like "I could get a twofer here..."

  • No don't do that, use fabric shears or a roller knife

  • Oh I thought 16,000 citations as if a citation was a fine you got for doing something illegal like demonstrating without a permit, and was like, damn, she gets around!

  • Yeah it varies from one airport to another. It can also depends on layover time. In Hong Kong (on my way from Aus to Vietnam) I had to leave through customs to get to another part of the airport and enter through customs to get my connection. I was fingerprinted and facemapped both ways.

    If I had been leaving via a gate closer to where I arrived, I wouldn't have had to do that.

    Similar happened when connecting in Kuala Lumpur where the layover was 9 hours due to typhoon and the airline forced me to leave the airport, allegedly to go to a hotel they comped me, but I doubled back and snuck into a closed off area where someone forgot to lock out an elevator to sleep for a bit. They force you to leave the airport so there are fewer people just milling about for hours.

  • Parasitechnology

  • "Wait don't take the photo I'm not rea..."

  • Crocodiles? You can try.

  • OneNote was definitely one of the apps of all time

  • 'The soldiers had red eyes, and they were singing and dancing. They slaughtered the priest, cut him to pieces, removed his heart and liver and cooked them. The rest of the group had to pay money or eat the human flesh to be allowed to leave. Another four men, three women and three children were killed.' Among the dead was a pregnant woman who was gutted.

  • If the cannibal soldiers of the Congo don't get you first

  • Glass factory

  • "Neil, it's been eighteen years since you got back from the moon, you really need to stop using the bag and finger cot. We don't even make these anymore except special order for you."

  • "Blacks are wonderful! I owned heaps of them, and they worked for free!"

  • In Australia you can get a DUI equivalent for riding a bicycle while hammered.