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  • That internt explrer icon is actually very triggering

  • 3D printing is not vegan anymore.

  • DXC outsources to other companies for software dev. And those companies outsource to China.

  • We accidentally the whole config file

  • It was just his name. Names Alan, Al for short

  • Visit cyberspace.online

  • What the fuck is an autopen?

  • Demons are real - negative entities that attach to humans and feed off misery, pleasure, and anger.

  • The function first generated a random UUID. This is a long string of random characters, used in many software systems to uniquely fingerprint things, transactions for example. In theory, you can have millions of seperate systems, each generating UUIDs all the time without ever having to worry about a collision (a collision is one or more systems generating the same UUID, therefore it being not unique anymore)

    The second line then runs UUID generation again, trying to generate an identical UUID to the one it already made. Tis is absurd because even a dmsupercomputer trying to generate identical UUIDs would take longer than the lifespan of the universe.

    The console line shows that a matching UUID was apparently found after some amount of time, which shouldn't be possible, implying some fuckery with the random number generator.

  • First they came for the hard drives, and I did not speak out because I didn't need a hard drive. Then they came for the GPUs and I did not speak out because I had a pretty dope GPU. Then they came for my 8gb of ram and there was nobody left to speak out for me.

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  • Angling my rearview mirror up to the ceiling has helped me immensely.

    People probably still tailgate me but I don't notice anymore

  • And our toasters into computers

  • On the days when I'm really just hanging out for, and worked a really sweaty, dirty day on the chainsaws, I drink N/A beer. The cheapest I can find. It either hits the spot or it tastes like garbage and turns me off beer again. Either way it averts the craving and lets me stay sober. Most alcos in recovery will frown on N/A beer, but I don't care, whatever helps me not drink alcohol is fair game.

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  • Where did a taint sting land?

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  • I don't believe in dowsing, I have seen it done exactly once, and then a farm dam was dug with an underground spring directly in the centre of it, so my observations show it to have a 100% success rate from a sample size of 1, which is a bit awkward.

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  • Calvins' dads' explanations were very influential to my shitposting career

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  • A cello is just a bit of wood with some stringy Bois, but it sounds like heaven and hell and everything in-between when played right.

  • Factorio

  • 45 degrees C is an average summer day here.