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Agent641

@ Agent641 @lemmy.world

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  • Xmas at the mega church

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  • What if they were already sent to help for their sins, and this is it, but they don't realise it?

  • LG Update Installs Unremovable Microsoft Copilot on Smart TVs, Ignites Backlash

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  • I'm tired of being in the frontline trenches of a shadow cyber war, boss.

  • Disinformation anyone?

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  • Put some polonium on the tip of a needle and it's a weapon too

  • Zoinks

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    Ever since I quit drinking three years ago, I've gotten a good night's sleep a handful of times

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  • When I quit drinking, I learned to run until I couldn't move my legs, then I'd do pushups until I couldn't move my arms.

    I think alcoholics have to pick something to do to excess at the expense of their health. It's usually exercise, sugar, or sex.

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    how did you choose your career?

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  • I guess you go to trade school, then you apply for jobs.

    I just sort of stumbled into it at 17 though after my brother got me a job sweeping up in a machine shop, then I learned machining, then welding.

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    how did you choose your career?

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  • I was 23 and a welder and the elderly welders looked so bodily fucked that I pivoted to IT so that I would only be mind-fucked.

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  • They are mostly quite spongy so they can collapse to a fairly small volume.

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  • Coffee enemas?

  • Disinformation anyone?

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  • Sausage

    Saus weapons

  • You can do anything at Zombocom

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  • What exactly are y'all scraping?

  • JD Vance is sick of 67: ‘Ban these numbers forever’

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  • There are exactly 67 seperate Epstein files still to be released

  • I'm from the streets

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  • I don't always listen to Jedi Mind Tricks, but when I do, I'm usually baking muffins for my my friends from AA to cheer them up.

  • Look at this. Or don't.

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  • Photons exist at the edge of our dimension, not really a part of it, but skimming the borderlands between dimensions. Like a bug on the surface of a lake, it influences the lake and the atmosphere simultaneously, can be inferred by its effect on the lake, but it cannot be observed (eaten) by a fish without also fully entering the lake dimension. In this borderland state the photon has the theoretical potential to influence many dimensions, but doesn't belong to any one of them. Measuring, or touching the photon turns that potential into causative certainty where the photon is now part of our dimensions' event chain, pulling it fully into our dimension to the exclusion of all others and converting it from a probabilistic multidimensional potential into a deterministic unidimensional particle.

    I just made all that up but it sounds pretty good IMO.

  • If you automated 95% of your job, but still had to report to an office/cubicle, what would you do with your (40hrs)time?

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  • Use Rustdesk to remotely work on a computer you own. If you're sure there's not screen recording or keystroke spyware on the work PC, it's pretty untraceable

  • If you automated 95% of your job, but still had to report to an office/cubicle, what would you do with your (40hrs)time?

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  • I'm making a browser based game about losing your job and then picking up cans to deposit them at 10c a piece for a living. Like the existential paperclips game.

  • Whats the worst book anyone has ever recommended you?

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  • Sounds like something a couple of skinnys would say.

  • Whats the worst book anyone has ever recommended you?

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  • I listened to Fountainhead audiobook and from the very start, I knew I was going to fucking hate this Roarke fella. What an absolute wanker.

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  • I guess there are two kinds of people because when I learned that splitting atoms causes a nuclear explosion, I got a craft knife and some sand from the garden and went to town on them trying to slice some atoms just right 👌