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  • Imagine spending millions of dollars on an ad that costs your company millions more in lost sales

  • Well I'm sold

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  • These baby giraffes, they die painlessly?

    Oh yes, once the acid dissolves all their nerve endings, they stop feeling pain! Then they die!

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  • The stocks who's value is based on the purchase of ram you just made using stocks as payment? Seems perfectly logical to me.

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  • Chick peas maybe?

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  • Who hurt you?

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  • You could reverse the genders and it would still work as a joke about late contractors as long as you could work mpreg into your cinematic universe

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  • Just search for personal distress alarms, you can get them for $12 on Amazon (yuck), ~$5on AliExpress, and there are retail stores around me that sell them for ~$15-30.

    Most run at 130db, but the battery size, rechargeability and various other parameters vary a lot. If they are going to be treated as disposable, cheaper is better

  • Yes, and assuming Mulder was too enthusiastic to do his job properly.

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  • Time traveller supervisor: "Did you do it? Did you kill Hitler?"

    Time Janitor: "Jobs done boss!"

    Time traveller supervisor: "But nothing in the future changed! Are you certain?"

    Time Janitor: "Yep, he was in a bunker somewhere, there was a dead dog and lady there with him for some reason, I shot him right in the head!"

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  • Personal distress alarms are very cheap, they are keyring devices that you pull the pin out and it screams at 130db for 90 minutes or so. Toss them down storm drains as the cops advance on you so they can't be turned off or destroyed

    Get a few of these and lob them like sound grenades at the cops to disrupt their comms, or toss them onto the roof of the hotels where Ice are sleeping to keep them awake

  • Fix things and keep them, fix things and sell them on the secondhand market, or fix things owned by friends who have broken things. By applying my technical knowledge to repairing computers, appliances, tools, furniture, plumbing, I'm building my own self-sustainability, I'm enabling others to avoid buying new things and instead spend their money in better ways, I'm networking with people who have skills that I lack, I'm denying the manufacturers the revenue they would get if there wasn't someone like me to fix their shit, and I'm denying the govt the taxes involved in new purchases and income tax on my secondhand sales, and I'm denying the voracious landfill of its tasty, tasty whitegoods.

  • "Anime"

  • If you have to ask, you can't afford it 😭

  • That bowling pin isn't gonna extricate itself from that rectum

  • As much as I hate to say it, law enforcement are people too. Not good people, but people.

    Nobody should have to do a job that injured them, physically or mentally.