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Agent641

@ Agent641 @lemmy.world

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  • What was your oddest job experience?

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  • Dude I think you were in a porno but everyone forgot to tell you.

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  • "You're so quiet."

    Yeah I learned to be okay with silence and I don't need to constantly run my mouth to drown out the horrors inside my own mind.

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  • I worked with a guy who cut the head off a child molester in prison. He was ok but a bit short tempered.

  • Knowledge is power

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  • Where's the fucking fuel hole on a Tesla? Please hurry.

  • Knowledge is power

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  • So you have time to wash several cars as a lovely surprise for their owners. As a bonus, your presence will deter theives who would steal from members of your proletariat community. Instead you can encourage them only to steal from faceless tax dodging corporations, billionaires and landlords.

  • Shoe company Allbirds pivots to AI compute in sign of a totally normal and healthy economy

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  • Back in my day the blockchain was a chainwith one end embedded in a block of concrete. It was our favourite toy.

  • What's your special interest?

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  • Ugh way too many. Water plants, machine vision municipal waste sorting, building waste recycling, air-glass thermal energy storage (no phase change, ambient pressure, air as the working fluid), seabed warfare, and the role of geography on political violence (ornery hillfolk through the ages)

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  • What are you doing, step-bruv?!

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  • Oi bruv where's yer wanking loicense?!

  • AVP_irl

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  • Excuse me but Ill keep my alarmist hyperbole thankyou verymuch!

  • xkcd #3232: Countdown Standard

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  • Liftoff is a non-integral byproduct of the countdown, not an actual canon part of the sequence.

  • An employee who allegedly burned down a California warehouse compared himself to Luigi Mangione in a message to co-workers after setting the fire.

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  • He doesn't earn $15.5 million a year, he gets paid $15.5 million a year.

  • Remember, living wages is less expensive than this!

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  • Counter-offer: Make tents for the homeless out of landlord skins

  • France Launches Government Linux Desktop Plan as Windows Exit Begins

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  • Someone way better at editing gifs than me should edit the 5th element "We're sending somebody in to negotiate!" Scene to have tux superimposed over Bruce Willis

  • France Launches Government Linux Desktop Plan as Windows Exit Begins

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  • Low-key great distro name

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  • Dick goes deep

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  • A picture of Rick - Richard "Dick" Astley was unwanted? :o

  • Straight people, would you date a non-binary person?

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  • Yeah of course, if they looked attractive to me and liked me back.

  • Recently started jogging 30 minutes twice a week. When does it stop feeling like I'm dying?

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  • 30 minutes