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  • Loss

  • Everythings expensive but my labour

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  • A while ago I realised that blackboard chalk sticks are about the same size as cigarettes.

    Next time I visited my friend who smokes, I waited til she was out getting us dinner, and I replaced all the cigs in her pack with chalk sticks, then hid the cigs somewhere else. Later that night after I got home I got a text from her "Where the fuck are my cigs?!"

    Very funny and mostly harmless

  • What does missing an arm have to do with not wearing the seatbelt?

  • It's so you know if the keyboard is upside down or not.

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  • I have a book, Madness and Memory, by the guy who discovered them. It's a bit droll but holy heck did they kill a shitload of mice

  • They don't just collect video either. Audio, network traffic, Bluetooth devices, tons of electronic intelligence can still be gotten with covered cameras

  • That's right, it goes in the USB-C hole!

  • I came here to say Jericho, second last episode of S1.

  • Housemate, 2 hours later: "How's the cleaning going?"

  • Kill all the kids.

  • Lil fella with smelly armpits and the buttsquirts?

  • Slurp, gulp, guzzle, pound. All the good things

  • I never go anywhere without my hammer and pocket watch.

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  • You get a multi buy discount if you purchase 16 Poland's in one transaction

  • Cloudflare and the likes forbid usage of their stuff for these things.

    😬

  • Grill the rich.

  • My god...

  • Fuck! I knew it. Ah well, good thing I don't have a baby.