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AeronMelon

@ aeronmelon @lemmy.world

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  • Skip today's Windows 11 update: it breaks cursor styling, resets wallpaper, and more

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  • Other than “at gunpoint,” why are you still using Windows?

  • Photonswords maybe?

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  • So uncivilized…

  • Followed by Leola Showdown

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  • “FOLOW ME TO FLAVOR QUADRANT!”

  • If I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there'd be signs

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  • Aww…

  • Japan’s PM says she felt ‘lonely’ after staff removed cockroach from home

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  • “Cool lady” who is politically far-right and openly idolizes Margret Thatcher and respects Donald Trump.

    “Cool lady” who is running legal immigrants out of Japan (some who have lived there for generations) and making it very hard for foreigners to be anything other than tourists at a time when Japan’s economy depends on foreign labor and talent more than any other time in its history.

    “Cool lady” who allies with Japan’s new right-wing extremist party Sanseito (jingoists, anti-vaxxers, basically Japanese MAGA) and helped them go from two or three seats in the Diet in 2025 to 15 seats earlier this year.

    Is that the “cool lady” you’re referring to?

    Talking to bugs is the least of her problems.

  • Sorry, but it's true.

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  • Me watching the first episode: Wow, the budget for these episodes is someone’s lunch money.

    Me watching the last episode: 🫡😭

  • infinite money glitch

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  • Racists and most of the Bible Belt says that.

  • infinite money glitch

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  • Man finds infinite money cheat.

  • New Twitter launches, says Musk's X gave up the name

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  • Doesn’t appear to be federated. No reason to leave Mastodon.

  • New Twitter launches, says Musk's X gave up the name

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  • Twitter in name only.

    And not even that, just the domain says Twitter. It’s called Bluebird.

  • TIL in 1896 a rubber tire company built an eleven-foot tall, 1,500 pound tricycle, powered by eight men to advertise its products.

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  • The very definition of the word Monstrosity.

  • [Mimi] Two Guards Riddle. [11]

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  • The lying guard is giving away the truthful guard’s card number.

  • World humanoid robot games show runners breaking records, bursting into flames

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  • And this is why they’ll want to murder us.

  • “It's a rich man's game no matter what they call it and you spend your life puttin' money in his wallet 9 to 5”

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  • “It's a rich man's game no matter what they call it and you spend your life puttin' money in his wallet 9 to 5”

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  • And then get arrested for blinding astronauts on the ISS.

  • AI Slop Button

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  • Add to that, every report button everywhere needs an option that just says “Smells like bullshit.”

  • Hey, Bert. Bert. Why aren't you smiling, Bert?

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  • Vulcan Science Academy: “Why do you need another warp core?”

    Humans: “we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast.”

    VSA: “Last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast.”

    Humans: “Hahaha, yeah. It did, though.”

    VSA: “IT EXPLODED.”

    Humans: “it exploded twice as fast.”

  • Every single time🫠

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  • David Cross when you call him “that guy from the Chipmunk movie.”

  • TIL there's a subspecies of rat whose scientific name is Rattus rattus rattus

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  • Rat cubed.

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world
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    TIL canned bananas are a thing. (And that it's very risky to try doing so yourself.)

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Star Trek Enterprise Theme but the theme is coming from the Enterprise NX-01

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    Again with Star Trek references in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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    Knowing the difference could save you a lot of vomiting

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    Riker? She killed my twin, I hate her!

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    Star Trek: The family-friendly show that deals with PTSD & war crimes

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    What is this, a crossover episode?

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    It's Been A Long Road For Donnie

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Me waiting for the first real shit of 2025

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Picard has trouble letting women into his life.

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    Admiral Forrest was a little shocked by how fast Vulcans were adopting Human customs

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    Vitamins, yo.

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    The Enterprise, her hull breached and her coolant leaking

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    Elon Musk calls for constitution to be replaced with Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

    newsthump.com /2024/11/06/elon-musk-calls-for-constitution-to-be-replaced-with-ferengi-rules-of-acquisition/
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    Wil Wheaton: "At least I've still got hair."

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    Vindication

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    Ol chair mounter is back

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    Bagpipes intensify

    [Bagpipes intensify]

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    Me when I realize All Good Things... premiered just over 30 years ago!

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    Not even a meme, just TOS dialog