Vast and bountiful
Is a wild way to completely miss the tone that was almost certainly attached to a Dutch guy saying
Everything is three times the size
Which I'm guessing is kinda the slightly bemused bewilderment tone you get when remarking on something ridiculous
How do you know you have ever been awake?
In reality, plenty of ways, looking at clocks in the dream is a fairly common one. If they don't make any sense, you're either dreaming or on strong hallucinogenics