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  • So you're saying he's got a shot?

  • I knew a man in his 40s that believed monks could levitate and stop bullet with their mind. He didn't believe in washing and lived free in his brother's empty appartment, and living on part of his dad's fortune.

    He looked totally "normal", educated and comfortable financially, but if you got close to him or had him to talk for more than a couple minutes... oof!!

  • At last.

  • FTR, it's also called red in French.

  • I wonder what it does to a gun in the hand. Friendly fire? Mag explosion? Can't wait to find out.

  • Is it great yet?

  • Worst case a judge rules in 6 months and it doesn't change anything. They should do it.

  • Where's that from again? Somehow I hear Will Arnett saying that.

  • Hehe, didn't know I was being downvoted. One ultimately cannot wait for a thing that's not coming.

  • Yep, you really can't wait [for that]

  • Doesn't he have stupid long hair that he folds over, not a wig?

  • Oddly enough, you chose one of, if not THE best picture of his real hair.

  • A joke that basically just works on Americans... joke's on them one might say.

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  • It is. (See y0kai's comment for details)

  • Wonderful, made me chuckle pretty loudly in a silent waiting room

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  • Well yeah kid; how the fuck is the Tooth Fairy(TM) delivery guy supposed to know if your parents don't sign-in to their localtoothfairy.com app?

  • Kill international tourism with tarifs and talks of invading allies, then kill domestic tourism with gas prices. Guess the hotel lobby is not strong enought to push back.

  • Then you did the right thing, and they didn't lol

  • The title kind of ruins the punchline on this one...

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Meta creating AI version of Mark Zuckerberg so staff can talk to the boss

    www.theguardian.com /technology/2026/apr/13/meta-ai-mark-zuckerberg-staff-talk-to-the-boss